“NO……Are you mad? It’s mauve! “he said with a British accent.
“What is mauve?”
“It is a shade of purple! You dumbie!” said like it was obvious.
I asked him for a mauve carrot. So, he dug in his steel cart and handed from under all the trash in his cart. He said one was for $10.00. Me being stupid I bought it but it was just a carrot painted purple. So, don't believe everything you see.